I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
