literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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