How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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