I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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