sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Vodka?
Forever.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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