Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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