guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
This is my gift to your gina
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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