"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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