Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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