Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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