on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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