Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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