I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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