IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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