FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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