i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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