I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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