just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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