Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I just blew my weed a kiss
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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