your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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