the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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