i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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