So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Houston, we have a squirter
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
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