just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Randomize