Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Even my vagina gasped.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
They took my balls.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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