nut hugger
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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