I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
home. puking in laundry basket.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
2020 sucks, I want a refund
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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