It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Everyone says I win the strip club
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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