we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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