I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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