I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Randomize
