The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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