glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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