i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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