i permit you to call me
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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