is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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