ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Randomize
