He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
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