Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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