your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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