Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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