I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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