Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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