But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
we're so committed to being not committed
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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