Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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