the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
My hand turned me down
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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