i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Randomize
