i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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