curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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