omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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