wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
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I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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