watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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