Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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