I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Screwed.edu
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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