You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Randomize
