real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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