I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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