i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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