i wish there were pregnant emoticons
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
We had to coat check the pizza.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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