i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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